Retirony
Unfortunately, a lot of things in Springfield get destroyed one day before retirement.
- "Homer and Apu" - Homer and Kent Brockman set up a sting operation to uncover the truth about Apu's spoiled meat business. Homer wears a giant hat into the Kwik-E-Mart with a "hidden camera" and quickly smashes it when Apu suggests there's a bee in his bonnet. Brockman tells Homer that the hat had one day left until retirement.
- "Natural Born Kissers" - Homer and Marge sneak into their old love nest, which is actually a hollowed out windmill at a miniature golf course. While "doing their thing", a ball strikes them and the townspeople gather around the windmill to solve the missing ball problem. As they escape, Chief Wiggum lets a police dog sniff a discarded pair of underwear, at which the dog flees in disgust. Wiggum says, "What a shame. That dog had one day left till retirement."
- "Marge Simpson In: Screaming Yellow Honkers" - Marge gets a Canyonero along with a case of road rage. She accidentally crashes into a prison fence, releasing a number of prisoners. Wiggum says to her, "I hope you're happy, Simpson. Those prisoners were one day away from being completely rehabilitated." Yup, that one day would've made a big difference.
- "Homer To The Max" - Homer changes his name to Max Power and soon becomes a big hit with the upper-class crowd. He unwittingly joins a protest to stop a forest from being bulldozed, and the cops come to break them up. A tree falls in the chaos, creating a domino effect that knocks down all the trees and destroys a squad car. Wiggum says, "What a shame. That car had one day left until retirement."
Extreme Cowardice
"Let's get out of here!" is one of the most frequently used expressions in Springfield. Here are some examples.